I am jesus christ5/29/2023 Oh shit, Satan’s back! And he’s an orb! (Screenshot: PlayWay / Kotaku Australia)įighting Satan was really hard. Within the 6 chapters I could play, Jesus is born, he walks around, baptises a guy, he gets people to believe that he is Tha One, turns water into wine, heals people who were all yucked up, and… fights Satan. Going past this, the I Am Jesus Christ prologue breaks up Jesus’ life into chapters, as stated before. How i look when i listen to the story of jesus christ’s birth with inspirational music in the background over the games already-existing inspirational music for the sixth time in a row /FEkfcIjLeO It felt like I was being punished by God for daring to look at another tab. Every single time I paused the game, the opening monologue audio of the chapter would start to play again. Let me tell you, the I Am Jesus Christ Prologue did NOT like that. One of the first issues that I ran into actually had something to do with these cutscenes, as upon entering the interactive world, I decided to pause the game to check on something on my computer. You MUST hear the word of the Lord, and you’re going to like it. The opening cutscenes of each chapter of I Am Jesus Christ prologue (I’m not sure how many chapters there are as I only got up to Chapter 6 before the game decided it didn’t want me to play it anymore and consistently crashed at that point) are completely unskippable. No, Satan! I don’t want a tasty treat! Begone! (Screenshot: PlayWay / Kotaku Australia) Prior to booting the game up, the classic Steam installation pop-up came up and told me that the game files consisted of 28GB of game data, and I’m pretty sure that’s mainly from cutscenes and audio files. You don’t need to read about Jesus Christ’s life, you simply just have to watch and listen. The I Am Jesus Christ prologue has… a LOT of cutscenes. Think of this game as somebody’s attempt at making an older Elder Scrolls game, but the only source material they had ever read in their life was The Bible. Sure, it’s not AAA-level production, but we really shouldn’t expect that from a small studio making a Jesus Christ simulator. Visually, the game actually looks alright. There are still some bugs to be ironed out, but they seem to be interested in pulling out the ironing board to do so. It’s a game in development, it’s not finished.
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